All before 8:00a.m.

Here are just a few situations and observances that I have noticed this morning.

One.

I would actually like to try a Hazelnut Macchiato, but I cannot bring myself to saying those words out loud.

Two.

In the past week I have passed three different guys wearing short short spandex shorts as clothing. Pushing the envelope is one thing; seeing what’s in the envelope is horribly unnecessary.

Three.

A Testimonial:
I purchased a “treat” last evening, Sugar-Free cookies. Geez, after the first bite I checked the package ingredients to see if both sand and dirt were included. The absurdity of it all made me laugh and then cough and the rest is why I use Tide.

Four.

A Laptop, two cell phones, an iPad, a fancy charger pad, an even fancier iced coffee thingy and he appeared to only pretend to work. Oh wait, he has a call and he’s going to be on FB later. As well, he’s considering a new BMW. He also curses as my grandmother would say “like a drunken sailor”.

Five.

In the park someone has constructed a fort from old blankets and available bushes. I left a big bag of grapes at the front door.

Six.

I boldly assisted two undergrads with direction to studies of beauty symmetry. How? Why” Because those who can do and those who can’t teach.

Seven.

While attempting to adjust my collar, I managed to give myself a really hard uppercut. 

It's going to be a great day!