Thursday, March 14, 2013

Francis I


Okay, (looks down at file) Francis I is it? (Shakes hand without actually looking at him) Alrightie then, Frank. You go by Frank don't you? (Does not wait for an answer) You have an impressive resume here, but nobody’s god you know? You can have this desk over here. Right now you'll want to take these forms down to Human Resources. You do want to get paid? They will have a couple orientation videos you need to watch. They’ll also give you a copy of the employee manual. Pay particular attention to the dress code here. Why yes, we do encourage creative hat wearing. Welcome aboard Frankie and make sure you label your lunch in the fridge.

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