A TV Weekend in Review or Get A Life

• Caroline Rhea, who once hosted televisions, “The Biggest Looser,” is now roughly 20 pounds heavier and hosting the opening of the new Times Square, “Pop Tart Store.” –Talk about taking your life in a different direction… BTW: I love the sound bite about, "PopTarts are not about nutrition, they're about fun..."

• I believe that you can have a PX90 body in three months only if you recently had a PX90 body or its’ equivalent. The average couch potato would explode on or about the 4th or 5th session. I imagine that they might look like a baked potato after you squeeze the ends and put a big gob of butter and sour cream atop.

• “Burn Notice,” “White Collar,” and “The Glades,” in that order but, only if there is nothing on the Sundance Channel.

• “This ain’t no party”… Don’t forget, “Tea Party,” is not a third party or any kind of party for that matter so, it’s okay if you didn’t go.

• And another thing… “Fox and Friends” Whose friends? My friends don’t hype inane sh*t just to scare me.

• The UK series’, “Shameless,” and “The Inbetweeners,” are brilliant!

• F & F reported that soccer star David Beckham’s sister lives on a few hundred dollars a month via the public dole in England. Shouldn’t F & F be the first to suggest that she does not deserve money she has not earned (from the state or her brother)? I hate inconsistent hard-asses.

• There is actually a “reality” show about; three teams in NYC who collect scrap metal to sell for a living. I was only able to sit through 12 minutes. Oh, the high jinks those guys get into.

• There is actually a “reality” show about; a 400+ pound woman and her peeps who repossess vehicles. Call me crazy but, I am not entertained by the troubles of others. (think about this one)

• Speaking of the troubles of others… Really, Brooke Shields? “A prescription medication to make your eyelashes longer and fuller.” Has it really come to this?

• How come when I parade around in tight vinyl briefs people don’t assume I’m a wrester and fear me? Maybe I could gain 60-70+ lbs and legally change my name to, “The Academic Crusher?”

• Mental note: don’t let this TV thing happen again.