My internal alarm clock went off this morning at exactly 2:41am. Actually, this was five hours after I turned the lamp off. I have had an annoying cold all week so, I took meds and turned in early. The cold. I woke up madly congested and with chills. Mental note: one should always purchase cold medicine from the drugstore and not the Dollar store.
As an aside and acknowledging as well that it really is none of my concern... Ladies, I might pass up the urge to save money at the dollar store by purchasing the douche product I saw there. Can you imagine? That old Saturday Night Live, "it's a dessert topping, no it's a floor wax," skit comes to mind. On the other hand I do think that the product lends itself to a pretty cool punk rock band name: The Dollar Store Douches. Remember, you heard it here first folks!
At 3:09am it occurred to me to put on a beanie and a heavy cotton robe. It was also pouring rain outside which I am sure affected me in some way. I made my way to the kitchen and made a cup of tea. Yeah, you're right that does work in the movies. Now my throat was dry again so, I searched around for cough drops and instead only found peppermint twists. I pop one in my mouth, cough and swallow the thing whole. This was not part of the plan.
It's now 3:58am. -Flipped through the latest Lands End and Eddie Bauer catalogs. Geez, have they put out anything actually new in 2 decades? I guess that's not their market. I move on to the May 2009 issue of GQ with young Zac Efron on the cover. GQ's (The Style Guy) question and answer section is a hoot. Some one actually wrote in to ask which type of underwear to wear with white linen pants. I first thought that this was a trick question but, a serious answer was offered. I was wrong. The correct answer apparently was not Afghanistan. Mental Note #2: Buy the Cartier watch for myself on page 23 when I become rich.
Another spot of tea. Don't worry it's decaf...
I now notice that there are three Rosaries hanging from my bed post. I suppose I'm collecting them now or I've become an elderly Catholic woman near death. One has dark brown wood beads, one has Hematite beads and the third has multi-colored plastic ones. They fascinate me. I get through three Hail Marys and next I am startled by the alarm clock. It's 7:00am and I am not at all sure if it is Thursday or Friday.
As an aside and acknowledging as well that it really is none of my concern... Ladies, I might pass up the urge to save money at the dollar store by purchasing the douche product I saw there. Can you imagine? That old Saturday Night Live, "it's a dessert topping, no it's a floor wax," skit comes to mind. On the other hand I do think that the product lends itself to a pretty cool punk rock band name: The Dollar Store Douches. Remember, you heard it here first folks!
At 3:09am it occurred to me to put on a beanie and a heavy cotton robe. It was also pouring rain outside which I am sure affected me in some way. I made my way to the kitchen and made a cup of tea. Yeah, you're right that does work in the movies. Now my throat was dry again so, I searched around for cough drops and instead only found peppermint twists. I pop one in my mouth, cough and swallow the thing whole. This was not part of the plan.
It's now 3:58am. -Flipped through the latest Lands End and Eddie Bauer catalogs. Geez, have they put out anything actually new in 2 decades? I guess that's not their market. I move on to the May 2009 issue of GQ with young Zac Efron on the cover. GQ's (The Style Guy) question and answer section is a hoot. Some one actually wrote in to ask which type of underwear to wear with white linen pants. I first thought that this was a trick question but, a serious answer was offered. I was wrong. The correct answer apparently was not Afghanistan. Mental Note #2: Buy the Cartier watch for myself on page 23 when I become rich.
Another spot of tea. Don't worry it's decaf...
I now notice that there are three Rosaries hanging from my bed post. I suppose I'm collecting them now or I've become an elderly Catholic woman near death. One has dark brown wood beads, one has Hematite beads and the third has multi-colored plastic ones. They fascinate me. I get through three Hail Marys and next I am startled by the alarm clock. It's 7:00am and I am not at all sure if it is Thursday or Friday.
At first start, it had appeared I was reading an insert from well-written non-fictional passage. I wanted more....lol. Love to read good stuff,,,,,doesn't have to be a 'Best Seller'!
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