I Wish...

• I wish that people would only use the word hello as a greeting.
• I wish that people would realize that the word people is already plural.
• I wish that people would rediscover personal space.
• I wish that it could be 75 degrees every day of the year.
• I wish that people would remember that children are people too, just shorter and often brighter.
• I wish that that kid at the deli would learn to like his job just a little.
• I wish that the 80's would call and ask for that phrase back.
• I wish that there was a criteria of doing something important before some one became a celebrity.
• I wish that I hadn't sat in yellow paint and ruined my favorite slacks earlier.
• I wish that people were happier, then they would want others to be happy.
• I wish that chocolate mousse had zero calories but, I can't imagine how awful that might taste.
• I wish that I had a better sense of direction.
• I wish that I was fluent in a dead language.
• I wish that you would add to this list...