Irony?

The bus hub security guard; is roughly 30 years old, forty pounds over weight, his polyester pants are about six inches too long, and he always needs a shave. He glares at bus patrons as they come and go as if they were something nasty on his shoe.

Two actual police officers are stationed at the bus hub when the high schools let out. Yesterday, two officers stood talking. The security guard walked past them a couple times. He stared at them, his eyes begging for acknowledgement. On the third pass, both officers finally acknowledged him by glaring as if he was something nasty on their shoes.