You are probably Not the father...

This episode of people behaving badly...

A little confusing, but follow along. A couple on the bus was arguing loudly as their restless two year old looked on. The thin guy demanded the cell phone from his very large woman. He quickly flipped through her pics while muttering "I wanta know why _____ here look just like yo other n***a you had with that dude?"

The woman denied any resemblance. "She do Not look like _____." The angry dude finds the pic he is looking for, and holds the camera next to the innocent child. The woman behind me whispers to her friend next to her "I wish I had some popcorn."

Again, the mother denies any resemblance, but even less convincingly than before. The guy is still angry, but calm, as he disagrees with the woman. Maury Povich pops in my head.

Suddenly, the child jumps from the seat to the floor, and races to the back of the bus. I could here a voice somewhere behind me say "I know, baby, I know."