*To set the scene: Your hero has been killing a Saturday about the mall. He has only come to look, and now he is tired. He sits on a bench for fifteen seconds, when two male humans in transition? enter stage left.
They are wearing lots of makeup. There is room on the bench for a dozen yet, they sit extremely close (almost touching) to me.
The one closest to me has his/her rabbit fur jacket back to me.
The following conversation ensues:
1st trans. : Aw, he mad handsome...
2nd trans.: You don't want that!
1st trans.: You don't think he cute? I think he's really hot.
2nd trans.: (Tilts head and looks past 1st trans. at me)
Honey that bitch be mad old... What you want, a sugar daddy? (cackles a studio audience laugh)
1st trans.: Maybe, I don't know.
*Your hero casually stands as if it never happened, and quickly ducked into Brooks Brothers, a universal safe space.
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