A little correspondence

A bit of correspondence to share...

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Dear Neighbor Woman:
No, I'm not some kind of an idiot! I did however believe for the past two and one half years that you were a man. The Flannel over shirts, chain smoking voice and constant spitting all converged to confuse me. I am indeed sorry. With that settled my cousin wants to know if she can add you to her Avon customer list?
Les-

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Dear Colon:
Sorry about that second bowl of Oatmeal. I guess that was over kill.
Love
Les-

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Dear MTV and VH1:
Instead of Think Tanks do you guys have Dipsh*t Tanks to come up with your sucky reality show ideas?
:-(
Les-

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Dear The SCOOTER Store:
Please remove me from your dang, darn, dabnabbit mailing list!
Yours in mobility,
Les-

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Dear Paperboy:
What, three days and no paper again? Hmmm. I guess I could always read it online... forever!
Les-

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Dear Large woman in tight white "pants":
You do know that the Laws of Physics apply to spandex?
Les-

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Dear Experts:
Most of you are full of you know what.
Les-

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