A Friday Pop Quiz

1) A man gave me his business card on Thursday. When I looked down at the card noticed…
a) He was an exotic dancer
b) The card was handwritten in very poor penmanship
c) The card was a hologram
d) He was a long lost relative

2) The same man…
a) Was selling office products
b) Was selling dinner coupon booklets
c) Wanted financial backing for a Rap group
d) Got a bit angry when I tried to let him down easy

3) I found a lost VISA card and…
a) Returned it to the issuing bank’s branch
b) Got a much needed massage unwittingly compliments of the cardholder
c) Dropped the card in the nearest mailbox
d) Left it on the ground

4) The woman I gave the card to at the Bank…
a) Thanked me and gave me a pen and pencil set
b) Chastised me for disturbing her
c) Offered me “free” checking
d) Directed me to the next window… please

5) On Tuesday I went to Physical Therapy and discovered…
a) I forgot my sneakers
b) That this was not the final visit
c) That I have five more sessions of torture
d) True Love

6) The answer to #5 above made me very pout-y
a) True
b) False

7) The woman on the bus had a Rose tattoo that looked like…
a) A very large plate of baked Ziti
b) A rose, silly
c) I couldn’t quite tell
d) A wound

8) This town has more babies and kids than you can shake a stick at
a) True
b) False

9) Question #8 is both politically incorrect and in very poor taste
a) False
b) Lighten the heck up

10) Have a good weekend
a) True
b) False

Answers:
1) B, 2) C & D, 3) A, 4) B, 5) B & C, 6) A, 7) A, 8) A, 9) B, 10) A