Step lightly

In yesterday's mail I found a catalog. This wasn't just any catalog. It probably was the most environmentally unfriendly catalog I have ever seen. I almost thought it was a joke. I have probably already said too much for our litigious society. I will therefore submit five clippings. I am sure that you can draw your own conclusions. My favorite is the dog poop destroyer. I wonder what you do in the mean time as you wait for decomposition?

This has got to be a bit difficult to apply.

Don't forget to tell your kiddies that this isn't real...

I know a first grader who will make you one for a five spot...

What next, Depends for your pouch?

I think that the Pigeons and Squirrels might define the word "harm" differently...