So, some body went poopy-pants on the bus. I don't want to point any fingers but, I think it was the baby in front to the right. An offended woman took a bottle of very cheap perfume from her purse and started spritzing the air all around. The gagging bus now smelled of poopy-pants and cheap perfume.
Uncle.
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It appears that "poopy-pants" is universal...or at least nation-wide. As I journey daily travelling north,south,east and west I encounter much more. On average, a passengers commute time average is 10-15 minutes. As an operator, my drive time average is 8-10 hours! Try holding your noise for hours trying to avoid the smell of Poopy-pants(adults/children), patrons wreaking of alcohol, unbathed bodies,all in your face bad-breath,wet or dried up crusty food laced transfer tickets handed to you,all while operating a bus on the hottest day of the year with a non-functioning air condition unit.......now add the cheap perfume.....UNCLE? Uh-uh....help! LOL!!
ReplyDeleteMy sympathies young man!
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