Sleep Deprivation and Domesticity

I am in another one of my horrible sleep cycle loops. This time I am waking at 4:45am. Wide eyed mind you, as if I have had something similar to what one might call a good night's rest. Having happened many times in the past and I do now know not to even try to go back to sleep. This always results in falling asleep 15 minutes or so before I need to get up. This time differs from the others in that I have bettered Martha Stewart and B. Smith and the like during these wee hours. Friday morning I made the best potato salad ever; Saturday I washed and dried three loads of laundry and starched and ironed a dozen shirts as well; and yesterday morning I created a macaroni salad that caused the Chilled Pasta Salad gods to weep. This morning I sorted through clothing and created a sizable lot for donation and polished four pairs of shoes. Now, I don't pretend to know a whole lot about anything but, there must be a strong positive correlation between sleep deprivation and domesticity. You think?