Here are just a few situations and observances that I have noticed this morning.
One.
I would actually like to try a Hazelnut Macchiato, but I cannot bring
myself to saying those words out loud.
Two.
In the past week I have passed
three different guys wearing short short spandex shorts as clothing. Pushing the envelope is one thing; seeing what’s in the
envelope is horribly unnecessary.
Three.
A Testimonial:
I purchased a “treat” last evening, Sugar-Free cookies. Geez, after the first bite I checked the package ingredients to see if both sand and dirt were included. The absurdity of it all made me laugh and then cough and the rest is why I use Tide.
I purchased a “treat” last evening, Sugar-Free cookies. Geez, after the first bite I checked the package ingredients to see if both sand and dirt were included. The absurdity of it all made me laugh and then cough and the rest is why I use Tide.
Four.
A Laptop, two cell phones, an
iPad, a fancy charger pad, an even fancier iced coffee thingy and he appeared
to only pretend to work. Oh wait, he has a call and he’s going to be on FB
later. As well, he’s considering a new BMW. He also curses as my grandmother
would say “like a drunken sailor”.
Five.
In the park someone has
constructed a fort from old blankets and available bushes. I left a big bag of
grapes at the front door.
Six.
I boldly assisted two undergrads
with direction to studies of beauty symmetry. How? Why” Because those who can do
and those who can’t teach.
Seven.
While attempting to adjust my
collar, I managed to give myself a really hard uppercut.
It's going to be a great day!